For the last little while, 3 months or so, I’ve been doing a lot more cycling, and we recently got an exercycle. I’ve also been hitting the gym pretty hard, pumping iron four times a week. I’ve even gone so far as to invest in supplements, and I’ve joined up to a bodybuilding forum!

But just when I thought I had started a healthy new lifestyle, what do I find out? Oh no, I’m becoming a pawn of the freemasons!